Radical!

• Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20
• Me: What?

• me: will u grow
• hair: no
• legs: no
• boobs: no
• mind: no
• nails: no
• stomach: okay
• thighs: sure thang

Ich esse, schon bevor ich Hunger habe. Ich bin eine Nikon 1. Ne Spaß ich bin einfach nur fett.

Früher: Schneewittchen und die 7 Zwerge. 

Heute: Der Bachelor und die 20 Bitches.

Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: I'm late?

Teacher: You just missed an entire period..

Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?

• Mum: Can I borrow your laptop?
• Me: *Deletes History*
• Me: *Logs out of facebook*
• Me: *Double checks deleted history*
• Me: *Close Chrome*
• Me: *Open Internet Explorer*
• Me: Sure